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Yesterday I was talking to a friend of mine; she was annoyed on her Boyfriend’s silliness. I listened her patiently for some time but then I gave-up as she was targeting intelligence of all the boys (after all I also have that stupid male ego). So I started defending male community and told her some of my own experiences with the girlish behavior (I will not call it stupidity, as it is their basic nature and we boys love that).

Today, I thought why not write an article on that. I will not write about girl’s navigation superiority☺ as it is quite common, even girls will agree to that. They will say left and raise their right hand, and while pointing to left they will say right. I will tell you some of the good incidents and you tell me your own experiences…. Isn’t it great?

Those good college days - I walked out in the parking lot of Thapar University, a girl was fighting hard with her Scooty-pep, pushing self start button and kicking hard again and again but in vain. I was happy as I was looking for a reason to talk to her from quite some time. I entered in a Bollywood hero style “Can I help you” she had no choice so  stepped back with her friend and the Scooty was all mine, I was even afraid inside as if it will be a disaster first meeting if I will not be able to do that. I looked at the Scooty and asked her “can I get the keys”. She looked at me and then the Scooty and then at the keys in her hand and we all were laughing madly. I inserted the keys and it was burrrrrrrr at the first self button push.

This one is even better - Few years back I and a friend of mine were standing outside DT City Centre Mall, talking about Punjabi songs.

“Oh I love this song” she said for a Punjabi number ‘Challa’.

“You want it? I have this on my mobile” I said while sitting on my Bike, we were ready to move as it was getting darker.

“Yes, send it to me” she said and activated her mobile Bluetooth. I started to search her Bluetooth connection.

“Ok, I am getting late so moving now. You send it” She started her Activa and zooooommmm.

At first I couldn’t believed it and then I called her “Dear, Bluetooth range is few meters only not kilometers” and she was laughing on her stupidity (ooppsss sorry, not stupidity just girlish nature).

The best one is just few months old, I am sure you will love it. My friend wants to get some cash from the ATM so we were waiting outside an ATM in sector 22 market. There was a girl inside so we were waiting patiently as we knew it will take a bit longer for her. But that bit long was now equaled 10 minutes.

Finally she came out, “Can you please help me?”

“Yes, off course” We were glad as the girl was very pretty.

We entered and “How could I type a point (decimal) here” She asked politely.

“We were looking at each other” at first I thought even I don’t know this, but how this girl was able to put decimal in her password as there is no option of decimal in the machine.

I asked her and what she said was just awesome, please don’t laugh at that.

“This decimal” she pointed on the number where the machine gives us an option for choosing the money we need 1000.00, she wanted to type that decimal between zeros. I tried to control my laugh but sorry…….

There are many such stories and I am sure you also be having many of them. I am eager to hear those specially the ones involving boys, but real not the fake ones. So let’s share……